ELLEN
                                (cutting her off)
                          What do you mean?  I am not controlling! 
                          ~I like Bob!  Are you embarrassed of him
                          or something?

                                      RANDI
                          You've always made fun of him, Ellen.

                                      ELLEN
                          That's because I'm a cunt, Randi.  I
                          don't mean anything by it.

                                      RANDI
                                (covers her ears in horror)
                          Jez!  It's bad enough when a man uses
                          that word.  But a woman!

                                      ELLEN
                          It's only a word.  Sorry.  I won't use it
                          again.

                                      RANDI
                          When people talk that way, using swear
                          words all the time, it means that they're
                          insecure and lack self esteem.  They feel
                          this is their way of letting other people
                          believe that they're superior when in
                          reality...

                                      ELLEN
                                (cutting her off. A little to
                                 loudly.)
                          Thank you!  I said I was sorry.  From now
                          on I'll watch my "fuck this and fuck
                          that's".  All RIGHT?

                The two then look up and a priest passes by their table
                that same moment.He stops for a moment and looks at the
                two.  Ellen smiles brightly.  Randi looks at him, she
                looks horrified.  The two then quickly look down and
                begin to eat quickly.  They eat for a few moments.

                                      ELLEN (CONT'D)
                          Are you going to tell me about you and
                          Bob?

                                      RANDI
                                (Exhales)
                          It all started when we went to get a dog. 
                          And then we went back to his shop and
                          then ate candy.  And made out.  So, no
                          big deal, really.

                                      ELLEN
                          A dog!  What the..?
                                (catching herself.Changing
                                 tone.)
                          Things must be going well if you been
                          seeing him for a few weeks.

                                      RANDI
                          I've no idea.  I mean, he's a nice guy
                          but  can you really see something
                          building between us.

                                      ELLEN
                          You're jumpin' the gun, honey.  All I
                          asked is if you've been having a nice
                          time.  And if you mashed faces I take it
                          that you're are.
                                (slight pause and with a
                                 smirk.)
                          Did you make the beast with two backs
                          yet?

                                      RANDI
                          Huh?

                                      ELLEN
                                (A bit too loudly.)
                          Fucked, have you fucked!

                The two women catch themselves and look around the
                restaurant.

                                      RANDI
                          Shhh!  ~Ellen!  Please?
                                (defensively)
                          I didn't want to go out with him!  Edward
                          made me.  He said that if he had to go
                          out with the Mormon then I had to go on a
                          date with Bob.

                                      ELLEN
                          What?  Why are you talking about Mormons?