JAMES
                                (suddenly realizing it is
                                 Adam.)
                          Oh, my God!  I DO know that guy!

                                                                 CUT TO:

                On stage, Adam tries to move.  Every direction he steps
                in, one or two dancers block his way.  Then his leash is
                pulled by another masculine dancer.  Adam spins at the
                leash tug.  The masculine dancer is joined by another
                masculine dancer.  Together, they pull on the leash,
                bringing Adam closer and closer to them.  All the while,
                Adam is fighting them, causing a tug of war.  It all
                looks like it was intentionally choreographed.  The
                audience is responding to the power play on the stage,
                clapping and whooping.

                                                                 CUT TO:

                James, staring in disbelief.

                                      JAMES (CONT'D)
                          Oh my God.  Oh my God.  Oh my God.

                                                                 CUT TO:

                On stage, Adam is losing the tug of war, moving closer
                and closer to the two.  Just as he is in reach to be
                grabbed, he dives to the floor, doing a somersault,
                escaping their grasp.  As he jumps up, he uncaps the
                leash from his collar. 

                                      DANCER 2
                                (to Dancer 1)
                          That's not in the act!

                                      DANCER 1
                                (to Dancer 2)
                          Go with it!  

                Desperately, Adam looks around.  Dancers are closing in
                on him, improvising to their new star.  Adam looks around
                again, then sees a way out.  He runs to the side of the
                stage, past one dancer, leap-frogging over another, and
                lands next to a motorcycle.  He jumps on it, looks for
                the key.  He can't find it.  He finds it in a compartment
                and kicks it into start.  The motor revs.  The audience
                cheers.

                                                                 CUT TO:

                James, who has now covered his face with his hands.  He
                is peeking from between his fingers.

                                      JAMES 
                          Oh my God.  Oh my God.

                                                                 CUT TO:

                On stage, Adam spins the cycle around.  He guns the
                motor, then drives across the stage.  One exit is blocked
                by dancers, one brandishing a leather whip.  He turns the
                cycle.  He sees another opening, and drives toward it. 
                As he passes one of the boxes on stage, Dancer 1 leaps
                off of it, landing on the back of the cycle.  He puts his
                arms around Adam.  The audience cheers wildly as the two
                drive off stage.

                                                                 CUT TO:

                James at the table.

                                      JAMES (CONT'D)
                                (head down on the table)
                          Is it over?

                                      CHILI
                          Yes, dear.  It's over.
                                (to waiter)
                          We need another round here, please!

                                                                 CUT TO:

                Back stage.  We see Adam jumping off the motorcycle.  He
                looks near-panicked.  Before he can react, though, he is
                surrounded by dancers and other people.  They are
                cheering him, applauding him, patting him on the back. 
                It is non-sexual, like players on a team congratulating
                the star player.  Adam realizes he is a hero.

                                      DANCER 1
                          You were awesome!

                                      DANCER 2
                          Where have you been all my life?

                                      BOB
                                (pushing through)
                          My dear, you were terrific!  You shot the
                          choreography to shit, but who cared! 
                          Nijinsky himself couldn't have done
                          better!

                                      STEVE
                          And where did you learn to ride a
                          motorcycle?