TODD
            Murder for revenge and porn.  Hot!

                                   CHRIS
            This really is kinda cool, isn't it?

                                   MIKE
            It is the night of the full moon.  Boyfriend helps hero
            prepare.  He puts on larger clothes, so they won't rip in
            transformation.  They kiss as though they may never see each
            other again.  Boyfriend leaves.  We see the full moon.  We
            see QueerWolf walking toward bar.  He is hunting a special
            person tonight.  After prowling streets, he meets the
            original man who bit hero.  He flirts, then picks up on him. 
            They return to hero's house, have very hot, very wild sex,
            with both wrestling the other for, and winning, the top
            position.

                                   TODD
                          (rearranging pants)
            Good stuff!

                                   MIKE
            Bad butch starts to attack hero QueerWolf.  They wrestle,
            thrashing back and forth.  They hit each other with objects. 
            Just as bad butch is about to hit QueerWolf a death blow, we
            hear a shot.  Bad butch freezes, then falls over dead.  We
            see his boyfriend, holding gun, staring.  He looks at dead
            bad butch.  He looks again, and it is the handyman laying
            naked on the floor.  Hero butch then transforms back to hero. 
            They hug and realize they have to leave town immediately.  Is
            he cured?  We don't know.  They drive off into the sunrise
            towards an uncertain future, but together.

                                   FIONA, CHRIS & TODD
                          (clapping)
            Bravo!  Bravo!

                                   MIKE
            It is fun, isn't it?

                                   Stage goes dark.  The living room
                                   should be rearranged so that there is
                                   only the sofa and chair, all facing the
                                   same direction, ready to interview
                                   actors.  A thin screen is set up - the
                                   "porn actors" will appear so that we
                                   only see their shadow on the screen. 
                                   Spotlight on Chris.

                                   CHRIS
            Before we knew it, we were ready to film.  Everything was set
            except for one thing.

                                   Spotlight on Todd.

                                   TODD
                          (huge smile)
            Porn stars!

                                   Stage goes dark.  When lights go up,
                                   the four are seated on or standing near
                                   the sofa and chair, facing a screen. 
                                   The screen is up stage so that audience
                                   will only see shadow of person behind. 
                                   We see the shadow of a man, walking in.

                                   CHRIS
                          (talking to person behind
                           screen, and obviously nervous)
            Alright, Tim, um....ok, let's-I mean you...

                                   TODD
            Tim, if you don't mind, would you take off your clothes?

                                   Man disrobes behind screen.  As he
                                   does, Mike turns his head,
                                   uncomfortable at first, then sneaking
                                   glances; Chris looks intently (almost
                                   too intently), Fiona watches,
                                   interested in a professional way; and
                                   Todd is grinning, moving to a tune that
                                   only he can hear.  Then the man speaks,
                                   in an extremely nasal, lisping,
                                   irritating voice.

                                   MAN 1
            Would you like me to take off my skivvies, too?

                                   Each react differently to the voice. 
                                   Chris looks in horror, Todd is
                                   confused, Mike looks concerned, and
                                   Fiona is bemused.

                                   FIONA
            Yes, darling, remove your skeevees.