MAN
                         What a glorious sunset.

                                   WOMAN
                             (hugging his arm)
                         Every sunset I have with you is a
                         glorious one.

                                   MAN
                         Aren't you the sweet girl?  Have I
                         ever told you how much I love you?

                                   WOMAN
                             (smiling)
                         Only a million times.

                                   MAN
                         Then it's time for the millionth
                         and first.  I love you.

                                   WOMAN
                         Oh, honey...

                                   MAN
                         No, you must listen to me.  I love
                         you with every atom of my being. 
                         You are everything to me.  You are
                         my sunrise and my sunset.

                                   WOMAN
                         And you have given me so much. 
                         Without you, I had nothing.

                                   MAN
                             (hugging her close)
                         We are both so lucky.  So blessed.

                                   WOMAN
                         When I signed up for that Alaskan
                         senior's cruise, I never dreamed
                         that I would meet someone like you.

                                   MAN
                             (smiling)
                         You've given me the happiest eight
                         months of my life.

                                   WOMAN
                         Ya sure you popped one of those
                         Viagras, dear?

               Man and Woman both look down at his crotch and smile at each
               other simultaneously. 
               They walk off stage slowly, arm in arm.  Music Up.  Dinah
               Washington's "What a Difference a Day Made" is heard.

               Tom and Candice are sitting on the couch.  The scrim reads
               HALF TIME.  She is flipping through a magazine.  He is
               watching a football game.  The only if from a flicker of the
               television and the game is heard.  She thumbs threw the
               magazine.  He stares at the TV screen.  They never speak,
               they never look at each other.  This goes on for a minute or
               so.  The sound of the football game then crosses over to
               "Yesterdays" by Helen Mirrell.  The sound of the football
               game goes out completely and we hear the song play full.  The
               light slowly fade.