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               Lights up.  The words "Safe At Home Plate" appear on the
               scrim.  "My One and Only Love" By Nancy Wilson is heard
               throughout the entire scene.

               Tom and Candice walk hand in hand.  She lays her head on his
               shoulder, he slips his arm around her.  They stop and kiss
               tenderly, then slowly walk over behind the scrim down stage. 
               Tom and Candice can be seen as silhouettes behind the scrim. 
               They embrace.  He reaches into his pocket and then slowly
               takes her hand.  He kisses it and then slips a ring on her
               finger.  The look should be like one of those DeBeers Diamond
               commercials on TV.  The Vivaldi song from that commercial
               comes up quickly.  She looks at the ring for a moment and
               then throws her arms around Tom's neck.  He then lifts her
               off her feet and swings her joyously.  The lights slowly fade
               to black.  The music fades.

               Lights up.  The words "Slam Dunk" appear on the scrim. 
               Candice walks back from the last scene twirling with delight
               and laughing gaily.

                                   CANDICE
                         Wheeeee!  I want...I want...I want
                         to tell the whole world how happy I
                         am!  I want to feel this way for
                         ever and ever and ever!  I want
                         this to be perfect!
                             (suddenly slightly glum)
                         I don't want to be my parents.  I
                         don't want to be that Carly Simon
                         song about my parents reading
                         magazines with no lights on and
                         smoking and like, OK, we'll marry. 
                         I don't want to be from Mars and
                         him from Venus.  I don't want to
                         end up on Jerry Springer.
                             (to herself)
                         God, I'd have to pull my teeth
                         first if I do and have a tattoo put
                         on my left breast.
                             (pauses)
                         Jesus, is this turning into a Toni
                         Morrison novel?  Older woman,
                         younger man?

               Sighs

                                   CANDICE
                         Look.  I just want an honest
                         relationship with open
                         communication and spiritual growth. 
                         Age doesn't make a person. 
                         I only want...a sexually exciting
                         and nurturing union with a best
                         friend and confidante.  My equal. 
                         And still be my own person.  Is
                         that asking so much?  To be my
                         husband's best friend and not fight
                         about all the stupid, petty,
                         little, crappie, dumb things like
                         my...parents did.  I want him to
                         respect my feelings and opinions
                         without him saying "Shut up, Doris,
                         if you had half a brain you'd be
                         dangerous".  I want...I want...I
                         want to be there for him.  I want
                         to help him make our dreams real. 
                         I want to respect him, to be proud
                         of him.  No "Screw you Harry,
                         you're talking out your ass again"
                         comments from me.
                             (very down)
                         Mom. Pops. Oh, sure, I loved my
                         parents.  I suppose in their own
                         way, they loved each other but, my
                         God, you'd never have known it. 
                         Aren't we supposed to learn about
                         relationships from them?  In my
                         case, I learned what not to do.  My
                         God, I don't want to live my life
                         like that.  I don't want my
                         marriage to be like that.  I want
                         to be happy and to be loved and I
                         never want to read "Smart Women
                         Foolish Choices."...I want to...be
                         happy...forever and ever and ever.
                             (pauses)
                         Christ, I gotta stop reading so
                         much.
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