KIEL
                         Yeah, I still whack off thinking
                         about it.  On lonely nights, it
                         helps me get to where I have to get
                         to.

                                   HORACE
                         Did you start seeing the coach
                         after graduation?

                                   KIEL
                         Um...no.  He said that it was just
                         a once in a lifetime thing.  Like
                         your eighteenth birthday, ya know?

                                   PETE
                             (rolling his eyes.)
                         That guy sure was smooth.

                                   KIEL
                         At least he and I were honest!  We
                         didn't go pretending that we had 
                         girlfriends!

                                   ANDY
                         Hey!  It was very different back
                         then.  We didn't have T.V. shows
                         with gay characters.  The media
                         never alluded that being queer was
                         remotely acceptable.

                                   PETE
                         Yeah, I hate to say it, but I'm
                         afraid that esquire is right on
                         this one.
                             (slugs Andy in the arm)
                         If any one had found out, I bet his
                         ass would have been out of a job.

                                   HORACE
                         Aren't you two sounding like bitter
                         queens!  Just because you didn't
                         act on your natural impulses at an
                         early age, doesn't mean you have to
                         knock about Kiel!  I bet dollars to
                         doughnuts you two would have loved
                         having someone to show you the
                         ropes when you were 18.
                             (to Kiel)
                         So, is your first great love still
                         teaching?

                                   KIEL
                         I don't know.  He moved.  I think
                         he met some guy around his own age
                         and they moved...someplace.  I
                         mean, like, he was only 24 when I
                         turned 18.  So it wasn't like some
                         dirty old grandpa grabbing at me or
                         something.
                             (looks at Horace)
                         Sorry, I didn't mean for it to come
                         out that way.

                                   HORACE
                             (chuckle)
                         Oh,no offence,dear boy.  I have no
                         grandchildren to speak of, so I
                         don't fit into that category,
                         specifically.