(to Peter)

               I say, Peter, you were in the military, were you not?

                                   PETE
                             (taken back)
                         How would you know that?

                                   HORACE
                         Just a hunch, my dear boy.  What
                         branch of service, may I ask?

                                   PETE
                             (proudly)
                         Marine Corp.

               Andy laughs and shakes his head.  Pete looks over at him.

                                   PETE (CONT'D)
                         What's so funny?

                                   ANDY
                             (still laughing)
                         You are so cliché!

                                   PETE
                         Whaddya mean by that?

                                   ANDY
                         That charming over-compensation of
                         butchness and lack of tact gives it
                         away.

                                   HORACE
                         Well, there is nothing quite as
                         "butch" as a gay Marine, I'm
                         afraid!  In or out of the closet!

                                   ANDY
                             (laughing)
                         Yeah, that old jarhead mentality of
                         "you can fuck me, but don't kiss
                         me!"

               Horace chuckles.Peter then storms towards Andy.  Andy then
               squares off with Peter.  The two men stand within inches of
               each others faces.

                                   ANDY
                         Hey, man, I'm sorry.  That was kind
                         of rude.

                                   PETE
                         You can't be rude.  You're
                         insignificant.

                                   ANDY
                             (taken back by the
                              comment.)
                         Excuse me?!

                                   PETE
                         What the fuck is your problem?  You
                         had this chip on your shoulder from
                         the second I walked in.  You want
                         to get something off your
                         chest,esquire?

                                   ANDY
                         I don't have a problem.  Just
                         making an observation, that's all.

                                   PETE
                             (sarcastically)
                         It's to everyone's best interest if
                         you keep your smart ass comments to
                         yourself.  Why don't you try being
                         nice?

                                   ANDY
                         All right.  I'll try being nicer if 
                         you'll try being smarter.